FOX's "The Finder" on the Designated Hitter

  • Walter Sherman: It's a no brainer. There's nothing more anti-American than the designated hitter.
  • Leo Knox: Al-Qaeda is more anti-American than anything.
  • Walter Sherman: This country was founded on a celebration of our individual freedoms. The designated hitter puts the team's collective success over that of the individual. Can't bat? Don't worry. We'll send somebody to do that part of your job for you so we can all win together. There's a name for that, Leo. It's Communism.
  • Leo Knox: You can't get any more anti-American than actually trying to destroy America.
  • Walter Sherman: Al-Qaeda's doomed to failure. Hiding in caves? Designated hitters walk among us as heroes. It's subversive.
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